“ Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. ”
Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
~ Chuck Klosterman
I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.
I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, I did it because I'm a dirty dog. This is not a very convincing alibi. He may as well have said, I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.
