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“ It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would seel her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. ”

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Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

~ Chuck Klosterman

I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.

~ Chuck Klosterman

I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, I did it because I'm a dirty dog. This is not a very convincing alibi. He may as well have said, I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

~ Chuck Klosterman

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

~ Chuck Klosterman