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“ Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. ”

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Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!

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Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

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You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.

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Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

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