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“ You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with his laserbeam eyes and hideous poisonous-gas breath. Glory! ”

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The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot, and then crushed into oblivion as the Earth, along with every celestial body of your solar system, is disintegrated into tiny shards and then sucked unceremoniously into the resulting black hole.

~ Daniel Keidl

Daniel Keidl Armageddon Black Hole Celestial Body Science Fiction

Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank the titanic telescope around to look directly towards the sun, the center of our solar system.

~ Daniel Keidl

Daniel Keidl Armageddon Matron Sun Telescope

Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a boat!

~ Daniel Keidl

Daniel Keidl Armageddon Mythology Prophecy Thor

Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.

~ Daniel Keidl

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