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A dwarf will always tell tall stories.

~ Anthony T.hincks

Anthony T.hincks Dwarf Lies Life Make Believe Philosophy Stories Tall Tall Stories

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a dwarf.

~ R.a. Salvatore

R.a. Salvatore Dnd Drow Dungeons Dragons Rpgs Dwarf Elf Fantasy

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height.

~ Dejan Stojanovic

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The less courage you have, the more dwarf you shall be; the more courage you have, the more giant you shall be!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

Mehmet Murat Ildan Courage Dwarf Giant

Unsure how to answer, I took another grape. Time was no problem for me, but I wasn't eager to hear the long life story of a dwarf. And besides, this was a dream. It could evaporate any moment.

~ Haruki Murakami

Haruki Murakami Alternative Dimension Dream Dwarf Viewpoint

Never interrupt a faerie circle ceremony. And, if a faerie has appeared to you, visually, do not speak to it until it has spoken to you. These two transgressions are considered so rude, that the faeries may literally attack you, on the spot.

~ Alexei Maxim Russell

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[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit wall panel. In fairness, there were more artistic chimpanzees. And less pungent ones. Mulch was using a carrot as a pointer, or more accurately, several carrots. Dwarfs liked carrots. 'This is Koboi Labs,' He mumbled around a mouthful of vegetable. 'That?' exclaimed Root. 'I realize, Julius, that it is not an accurate schematic.'The Commander exploded from his chair. 'An accurate schematic? It's a rectangle for heaven's sake!'Mulch was unperturbed. 'That's not important. This is the important bit.' 'That wobbly line?' 'It's a fissure,' pouted the dwarf. 'Anybody can see that.''Anybody in kindergarten maybe. So it's a fissure, so what?''This is the clever bit. Y'see that fissure is not usually there.'Root began strangling the air again. Something he was doing more and more lately.

~ Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer Carrot Top Diagram Dwarf Humor Humorous

Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.”“Isn’t that the same thing?”“Depends on who’s winning the war.

~ Sabrina Zbasnik

Sabrina Zbasnik Assassin Dwarf Elf Humor Science Fiction

I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?”“Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?”“Until they learn a new position.

~ Sabrina Zbasnik

Sabrina Zbasnik Assassin Dwarf Elf Humor Science Fiction

One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.

~ Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman Dwarf Dwarfs Feelings Fire Flames Murder Prye Thor

I suppose a human's carriage is a dwarf's bus.

~ Ben Willoughby

Ben Willoughby Bus Carriage Dwarf Dwarfs Human Humans

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

~ George R.r. Martin

George R.r. Martin Dwarf Food Game Of Thrones Tyrion Lannister

Silverfish looked down.Oh. Are you a dwarf?Cuddy gave him a blank stare.Are you a giant? He said.Me? Of course not!Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes.

~ Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Discworld Dwarf Perception Perspective

Story! The dwarf snorted. You'll be talking about happily ever after next. Do we look happy? There's no happily ever after for us. Miserabily ever after, more like.

~ John Connolly

John Connolly Dwarf Happily Ever After Story

Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.

~ Daniel Keidl

Daniel Keidl Armageddon Dwarf Mead Mythology

Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.

~ George R.r. Martin

George R.r. Martin A Song Of Ice And Fire Alcohol Drunk Dwarf Feast Jon Snow Tyrion Lannister

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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