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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Flirting Humor Love Orion

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

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Eoin Colfer Confidence Humor Ignorance Knowledge

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

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Eoin Colfer Centaur Foaly Humor

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

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Eoin Colfer Humor

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

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Eoin Colfer Humor Men

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

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Eoin Colfer Humor

Who are you? he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

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Eoin Colfer Evil Overlord Fun Humor Megalomania World Domination

I don't like lollipops.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Jr Humor

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

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Eoin Colfer Humor

Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.

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Eoin Colfer Humor

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

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Eoin Colfer Humor

That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.Pex was unrepentant. Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things.But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror.I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.

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Eoin Colfer Cinema Horror Movies Humor Killers Stupidity

Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Foaly Humor Humour

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

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Eoin Colfer Fairies Genius Humor

Orion brightened. I have an idea.Yes? said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained.Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Atlantis Birthmarks Complex Foaly Humor Orion

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

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Eoin Colfer Fun Humor Internet Kids Teenagers Time Travel

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

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Eoin Colfer Humor

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

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Eoin Colfer Barbecue Bbq Humor Signs Wolf Wolves

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Colfer Colony Demons Eoin Fowl Humor Lost

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

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Eoin Colfer Holly Short Humor

It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours, the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.Opal tapped this into her notepad.Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

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Eoin Colfer Evil Overlord Fun Humor

Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.

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Eoin Colfer Common Love Precious Wisdom Young Love

how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Descant Fowl Mervall Paradox Time

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

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Eoin Colfer Fowl Koboi Opal Paradox Time

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

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Eoin Colfer Funny Humour

So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?That's right. My mother's folks are from Killarney.Oh, really?O'Reilly, actually. But what's a vowel between friends?Very good. You should be on the stage.It's funny you should mention that.The passport officer groaned. Ten more minutes and his shift would have been over. I was being sarcastic, actually

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Eoin Colfer Funny

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

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Eoin Colfer Funny Humour

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

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Eoin Colfer Funny

this was business.

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Eoin Colfer Bodyguard Clumsy Fairies Leprecon Funny Genius Mental

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”“Cheese made by dwarfs.”“Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .”“No. What a horrible thought.”“Exactly.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Dwarfs Funny Orion

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.

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Eoin Colfer Crazies Funny Kind Lunatics Nice

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

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Eoin Colfer Criminal Funny Mastermind

Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy kind of history. It was the Spanish-Inquisition, here-comes-the-Hindenburg bad kind of history.

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Eoin Colfer Funny History

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

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Eoin Colfer Funny Preparation Troll

... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

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Eoin Colfer Funny Height

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.

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Eoin Colfer Butler Diversion Funny Humour

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer Evolution Science

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

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Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer Friendship Holly Short Inspirational

Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.

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Eoin Colfer Ambition Friendship

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.

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Eoin Colfer Humour
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