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“ So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?That's right. My mother's folks are from Killarney.Oh, really?O'Reilly, actually. But what's a vowel between friends?Very good. You should be on the stage.It's funny you should mention that.The passport officer groaned. Ten more minutes and his shift would have been over. I was being sarcastic, actually ”

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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.

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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

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It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

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