this was business.

~ Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer Bodyguard Clumsy Fairies Leprecon Funny Genius Mental

His life was a constant war with insensate objects that fell apart, or attacked him, or refused to function, or viciously got themselves lost as soon as they entered the sphere of his existence.

~ Vladimir Nabokov

Vladimir Nabokov Clumsy Funny

She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn’t love the hell out of me; they ran the hell away from me. It wasn’t like I was a bad person or anything, I just … had a lot of accidents. I didn’t mean accidents like I ate glue and then peed myself on a regular basis. I just tripped more than usual, and accidently set things on fire more than what would be considered ‘normal’. I got kicked out of the village school only one moon-cycle before graduation for accidently making one of the teachers bald. How do you accidently make someone bald? That’s a good question. All you really need is a bucket of warm tar to accidently toss onto the back of their head. How do you get a bucket of warm tar? You don’t go looking for it or anything—or at least I didn’t. It was just sitting on the road outside the school and I thought I should carry it inside to ask what it was.

~ Jaymin Eve

Jaymin Eve Accidents Bald Clumsy Funny

Yet while Owllwin was arrogant, he was also humble enough to admit when he had made a mistake. Perhaps it was his sheer clumsiness that kept him so humble: the first time he spoke to Cricket was in the great dining hall, and he brought down six tables five minutes after.

~ Ash Gray

Ash Gray Clumsy Epic Fantasy Friendship Humor

He was rather clumsy and shy and looked as if he'd spent the last ten years of his life locked up in a library - hardly the kind of man any girl your age dreams of ...

~ Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Carlos Ruiz Zafón Clumsy Dreams Library Shy

I am clumsy, drop glasses and get drunk on Monday afternoons. I read Seneca and can recite Shakespeare by heart, but I mess up the laundry, don’t answer my phone and blame the world when something goes wrong. I think I have a dream, but most of the days I’m still sleeping. The grass is cut. It smells like strawberries. Today I finished four books and cleaned my drawers. Do you believe in a God? Can I tell you about Icarus? How he flew too close to the sun?I want to make coming home your favourite part of the day. I want to leave tiny little words lingering in your mind, on nights when you’re far away and can’t sleep. I want to make everything around us beautiful; make small things mean a little more. Make you feel a little more. A little better, a little lighter. The coffee is warm, this cup is yours. I want to be someone you can’t live without.I want to be someone you can’t live without.

~ Charlotte Eriksson

Charlotte Eriksson Afternoon Beautiful Believe Blame Books Can T Sleep Clean Close To The Sun Clumsy Coffee Coming Home Creative Writing Cut Grass Drawers Dream Drinking Drunk Far Away Glass Grass Heart Home Icarus Laundry Light Lighter Love Mess Mind Monday Phone Poem Poetry Poets Prose Prose Poetry Reading Seneca Shakespeare Sleeping Sun Today Warm World Writers Writing Wrong

My first impression of [Patricia Highsmith] was a loneliness, a sadness in one so young (we were both in our early thirties) with absolutely no sense of joy or balance. Gauche to an extreme, really physically clumsy as well as boyish, it was almost impossible to put her at ease. It was as if she felt a deep distrust of everything.

~ Patricia Schartle

Patricia Schartle Asperger S Aspergers Syndrome Autism Balance Boyish Clumsy Distrust Ease Extreme Gauche Impression Joy Loneliness Sadness Thirties Young

The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one who tripped over a glass container of sugar that I had myself dropped... after, of course, having received several bruises from an attempt to retrieve a flip-flop that had somehow ended up in the sink.

~ Gina Marinello-Sweeney

Gina Marinello-Sweeney Clumsy Friendship Random Young Adult

History seems to be so clumsy.

~ Robert Johnson

Robert Johnson Seems Clumsy