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She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn’t love the hell out of me; they ran the hell away from me. It wasn’t like I was a bad person or anything, I just … had a lot of accidents. I didn’t mean accidents like I ate glue and then peed myself on a regular basis. I just tripped more than usual, and accidently set things on fire more than what would be considered ‘normal’. I got kicked out of the village school only one moon-cycle before graduation for accidently making one of the teachers bald. How do you accidently make someone bald? That’s a good question. All you really need is a bucket of warm tar to accidently toss onto the back of their head. How do you get a bucket of warm tar? You don’t go looking for it or anything—or at least I didn’t. It was just sitting on the road outside the school and I thought I should carry it inside to ask what it was.

~ Jaymin Eve

Jaymin Eve Accidents Bald Clumsy Funny

I was the first face you saw when you were born, you were bald as my hair ran black. Now yours the last face I saw before I died, your hair ran black, as I was bald.

~ Anthony Liccione

Anthony Liccione Age Bald Birth Born Child Death Die Face Family Father Hair Love Memory Old Parent Relationship Son Young

I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I’m sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I’m sorry we didn’t work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.

~ Crystal Woods

Crystal Woods Bald Careful Dreaming Dreams Haircut Happy Instagram Love Marriage Nostalgia Relationships Scars Sorrow

All things old become new again. In my youth the athletes had crew cuts and the hippies had long hair. Now the athletes have long hair and the hippies are bald.

~ Harley King

Harley King Age Athletes Bald Hair Hippies Youth

Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

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Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

~ Matthew Arnold

Matthew Arnold Mountain Bald Bare

Women love a self-confident bald man.

~ Larry David

Larry David Love Man Bald

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

~ Navjot Singh Sidhu

Navjot Singh Sidhu Life Bald You
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