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“ The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. ”

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She represents the country Alamonia.

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

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