“ You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
~ Dean Martin
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.