Dean Martin Quotes

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

~ Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

~ Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

~ Dean Martin

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

~ Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

~ Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

~ Dean Martin