“ For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. ”
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
~ Elayne Boosler
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
