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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Feminism Misogyny Sexism

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Men Women

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Self Knowledge

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler History Peace Community

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Party Soup Mix

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Men Thinking Shopping

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Good I Am Good People

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Food Good America

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler God I Am World

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Truth Thought Intelligent

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Me People Think

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Door Long Three

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Good Born Mothers

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

~ Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler Men Want Know
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