Elayne Boosler said this quote

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

~ Elayne Boosler

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

~ Elayne Boosler

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

~ Elayne Boosler

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

~ Elayne Boosler