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“ Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches. ”

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He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.

~ Elmer Pasta

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

~ Elmer Pasta

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

~ Elmer Pasta