“ You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law. ”
He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.
~ Elmer Pasta
For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.
Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.
