“ Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them. ”
Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.
~ Emma Chase
She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” That’s my girl.
You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.
Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
