Emma Mclaughlin said this quote

Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.

~ Emma Mclaughlin

As a rule, I try to steer clear of opinions pertaining to your parenting. I assume you're doing the best you can, and God bless.

~ Emma Mclaughlin

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'

~ Emma Mclaughlin

My writing partner, Nicki, and I became obsessed with a monologist who performs unscripted shows equipped with nothing more than scribbled bullet points and a glass of water. We wrote him a fan letter and found ourselves sharing lunch and eventually a friendship.

~ Emma Mclaughlin