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“ Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. ”

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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

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