“ Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ”
Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~ Franklin P. Jones
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
