Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~ Franklin P. Jones
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
