I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
~ Robert Michaels
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
~ Amy Sedaris
Don't go looking for boys in the darkThey will say pretty things thenleave you with scars.Do go looking for boys in the parkFor that is where the true gentlemen are.
~ Anna Godbersen
If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself ~ all that runs over will be yours.
~ Charles Caleb Colton
It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late.
~ Wendelin Van Draanen
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.
~ Anne Tyler
If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.Try to understand the blackness, lethargy, hopelessness, and loneliness they’re going through. Be there for them when they come through the other side. It’s hard to be a friend to someone who’s depressed, but it is one of the kindest, noblest, and best things you will ever do.
~ Stephen Fry
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.
~ Francis Bacon
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.
~ Randy Pausch
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
~ Paulo Coelho
Do not ask your childrento strive for extraordinary lives.Such striving may seem admirable,but it is the way of foolishness.Help them instead to find the wonderand the marvel of an ordinary life.Show them the joy of tastingtomatoes, apples and pears.Show them how to crywhen pets and people die.Show them the infinite pleasurein the touch of a hand.And make the ordinary come alive for them.The extraordinary will take care of itself.
~ William Martin
Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.
~ Wendell Berry
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
~ Abraham Lincoln
Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.
~ Lisa Kleypas
Sometimes you need a little crisis to get your adrenaline flowing and help you realize your potential.
~ Jeannette Walls
As you grow up, always tell the truth, do no harm to others, and don't think you are the most important being on earth. Rich or poor, you then can look anyone in the eye and say, 'I'm probably no better than you, but I'm certainly your equal.
~ Harper Lee
Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.
~ Sophie Kinsella
Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.
~ Phil Lester
Pack a pillow and blanket and see as much of the world as you can.You will not regret it.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
I'm told there's no going back. So I'm choosing forward.
~ David Levithan
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.
~ Maya Angelou
A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations.
~ Jodi Picoult
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
~ Robert Frost
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.
~ Louis C.k.
Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own.
~ Bruce Lee
Be silent and safe — silence never betrays you; Be true to your word and your work and your friend; Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end.
~ John Boyle O'reilly
Come friends, it's not too late to seek a newer world.
~ Alfred Tennyson
Books. They are lined up on shelves or stacked on a table. There they are wrapped up in their jackets, lines of neat print on nicely bound pages. They look like such orderly, static things. Then you, the reader come along. You open the book jacket, and it can be like opening the gates to an unknown city, or opening the lid of a treasure chest. You read the first word and you're off on a journey of exploration and discovery.
~ David Almond
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
~ Benjamin Franklin
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
~ Oscar Wilde
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
~ Scott Adams
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
~ Scott Dikkers
What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
~ Charles Bukowski
Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.
~ Eugene Mirman
Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the 'creative bug' is just a wee voice telling you, 'I'd like my crayons back, please.
~ Hugh Macleod
Question like a child, reason like an adult, and write like a sage.
~ Criss Jami
It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock.
~ J.m. Dattilo
I never quite understood the question that says, is the glass half empty or half full? What’s the difference? Eventually it’ll end up empty and in the trash.
~ Cyndi Goodgame
Be supportive to you partner. Be there for them.Listen to them and show you care. Humans fall in love with someone who listens and care, over someone who is beautiful and rich and that's how you lose your lover to others. It is because those people show interest ,they listen and care what you partner is saying or what she or he is going through. Beauty and money will get you relationship , but not love. Listening, caring and being there will get you Love.
~ De Philosopher Dj Kyos
