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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Advice Affairs Dating Jewelry Life Love Men Relationships Romance Women

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Advice Life Mothers

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Humor Pets

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Dates Jokes Relationships Romance

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Humour Paraphrased

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Aging Life Suicide

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Alone Being Alone Self Knowledge

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Me Books Challenging

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Everything Gotta

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Stupid Problem You

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Life My Life Rest

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Mom You Say

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Food Health Healthy

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Plan Night Energy

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Poverty You Hobby

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Money Joy Poverty

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Good Father Him

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Love Myself Important

I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.

~ Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris School End People
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