“ Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. ”
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
~ Amy Sedaris
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
