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“ Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend. ”

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My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

~ Amy Sedaris

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

~ Amy Sedaris

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

~ Amy Sedaris

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

~ Amy Sedaris