Garth Ennis said this quote

“ I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications. ”

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It's the time to run away an' hide under the bed, an' hope the world's still in one piece when you come out again.

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Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that officers can figure out how to get them killed. That's the difference between maintenance and command.

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After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground.

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Rayner can't go into politics, she's got more shit on her than Elton John's cock!

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