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I don't care a damn about men who are loyal to the people who pay them, to organizations...I don't think even my country means all that much. There are many countries in our blood, aren't there, but only one person. Would the world be in the mess it is if we were loyal to love and not to countries?

~ Graham Greene

Graham Greene Countries Love Loyalty Nationality Politics War

I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.

~ Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln Abraham Lincoln Life Politics Religion Science

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

~ Robert E. Howard

Robert E. Howard Humor Life Politics Society

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

~ Peter Stone

Peter Stone Life Politics

You know what's truly weird about any financial crisis? We made it up. Currency, money, finance, they're all social inventions. When the sun comes up in the morning it's shining on the same physical landscape, all the atoms are in place.

~ Bruce Sterling

Bruce Sterling Economy Life News Politics Truth

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

~ Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt Inspirational Politics Presidential

My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.

~ Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln Inspirational Philosophical Politics Religion Religious

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

~ Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan Freedom Of Choice Government Inspirational Political Philosophy Politics

The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.

~ John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy Human Rights Inspirational Politics

A Nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but it's lowest ones

~ Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela Freedom Inspirational Politics Revolution Struggle

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

~ Harry Truman

Harry Truman Humor Inspirational Leaders Politics Presidents

Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.

~ Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan Inspirational Latin Politics

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

~ Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt Country Diversity Equality Humor Inspirational Politics

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons.

~ Anaïs Nin

Anaïs Nin Critical Thinking Dogma Freedom Of Thought Independent Thought Inspirational Politics Religion

Total paranoia is just total awareness.

~ Charles Manson

Charles Manson Government Inspirational Politics

Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.

~ Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln Inspirational Political Parties Politics Religion

Let them call me a rebel and welcome. I feel no concern from it. But should I suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.

~ Thomas Paine

Thomas Paine Inspirational Politics

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor Politics

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Humor Politics

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

~ Napoléon Bonaparte

Napoléon Bonaparte Humor Politics Stupidity

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

~ George Burns

George Burns Humor Politics

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

~ Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Humor Isolationism Political Philosophy Politics

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

~ Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart Democracy Government Humor Politics Public Opinion

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Humor Political Politics

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

~ Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Louis-Ferdinand Céline Humor Politics Voting

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

~ Winston S. Churchill

Winston S. Churchill Appeasement Human Humor Nature Politics

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

~ Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan Growing Older Humor Napping Politics

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, My God! I love everything. Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

~ Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks Drugs Humor Politics

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

Franklin D. Roosevelt Funny Humor Politics Usa

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.

~ H.l. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Belief Democracy Government Humor Ignorance Intelligence Pathetic Political Commentary Politics Public Office

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

~ Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks America Humor Politics Society

It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor Politics

In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.

~ H.l. Mencken

H.l. Mencken American Common Sense Corruption Decency Force Hate Honesty Humor Politicians Politics Republic Trust United States

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

~ Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher Humor Politics

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

~ Gideon J. Tucker

Gideon J. Tucker Government Humor Politics

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

~ Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan Humor Politics

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

~ Jennifer Crusie

Jennifer Crusie Grammar Humor Politics

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

~ Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce Humor Intelligence Politics

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as prey. All females are.

~ Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter Humor Politics Second Amendment

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor Politics
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