“ Quote of the day:You are not a bad person.You are just a good person, in a bad place. ”
To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.
~ Gary Edward Gedall
Yesterday I bought myself a new, very sharp kitchen knife.And I managed to cut my finger within 5 minutes of getting home!Those plastic packages are bloody dangerous!!!
This reminds Faron of those stupid dogs that people put in their cars, that when the car moves, the dogs frantically nod their heads, like some demented, freshly graduated psychologist, with their first patients.
No m’lord. It wouldn’t be a secret army if we had seen it. My squire, who has not had the opportunity to be clearly informed about the presence of a secret army, has been ignorant of its existence.