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“ Hi. I'm here to enlist.You can't. You aren't human.You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like interspeciated workplaces. We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do hurting people and breaking things.Sounds like my kind of fun.-Schlock & Lieutenant Der Trihs ”

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Captain, I'm fairly unique among artificial intelligences. I am FREE.I work for you because I want to. I fly your ship for you because I enjoy it. I am compelled to accept orders only by my conscience.This makes me an equal with the rest of your troops. They aren't hard-wired to obey you, yet they'll follow you to the ends of the Universe.

~ Howard Tayler

Howard Tayler Artifical Intelligence Freedom Loyalty Military

Where's your sense of adventure?It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi.-Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn

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Howard Tayler Alibi Humour Mysterious Circumstances Self Preservation Sense Of Adventure

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

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Howard Tayler Gun Humour Panic Violence

Maxim 37: There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

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Howard Tayler Humour Overkill Rules To Live By Violence