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“ You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent. ”

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The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.

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Howie Mandel Life People Sense Of Humor

I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane.

~ Howie Mandel

Howie Mandel Funny Child Me

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next.

~ Howie Mandel

Howie Mandel Love People Want

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.

~ Howie Mandel

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