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“ I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped, so did the box of suds. It instructed me to separate the whites from the coloreds. Laundry will be the last American institution to desegregate. ”

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On Algebra - We're a month into it, and I'm planning to start a real protest movement, one to have X and Y removed from the alphabet. Z is also suspect as far as I'm concerned...Damn it! They put a man on the moon; can't they find some way to end the scourge of Algebra?

~ Huston Piner

In my family nudity just doesn’t exist, I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.

~ Huston Piner

Reputations seldom deliver on promises of happiness.

~ Huston Piner

There's a great Lebanese restaurant a few blocks over. They have the best shawarma in the world. What's shawarma? You know what a gyro is? No. Same thing.

~ Huston Piner