J.r. Rain said this quote

Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman

~ J.r. Rain

If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.

~ J.r. Rain

My first thought was that a tornado had somehow picked me up and carried me off, like in the Wizard of Oz. No old witches pedaled by, and I didn't see any flying farm animals or chicken coops, and after a few agonizing minutes, I fell deep into unconsciousness again.

~ J.r. Rain

I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by an evil vampire... and turned into one myself. It's made my life since gross and scary and, let's face it, weird.

~ J.r. Rain