“ With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson ”
I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being.
~ Jack Nicholson
The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
