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“ When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him. ”

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Ah, but surely you must now be saying, waitaminute, tuna fish would go bad if you kept it in your pocket for weeks and weeks without refrigerating it.To that I simply say: You obviously haven't read Professor P.S. Schackman's informative book How to Keep Tuna Fish in Your Pocket for Weeks and Weeks Without it Going Bad. I suggest you read it before complaining about the tuna situation again.

~ Jason Carter Eaton

So let's just forget about the whole thing and agree never to speak of it again. And I promise I'll never lie to you again.Ah, but surely you must be saying, Hey! Isn't this entire story a work of fiction and therefore one big lie?Perhaps. But we already agreed never to speak of it again.

~ Jason Carter Eaton