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Jeff- A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?Walter- Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.

~ Jeff Dunham

It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

~ Jeff Dunham

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.

~ Jeff Dunham

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event.

~ Jeff Dunham