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“ Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance ”

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The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.

~ Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Creativity Truth Job

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

~ Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Broadcasting Lot Had

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

~ Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel School High School Me

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

~ Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Need Dirty Really