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“ I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between X and Y chromosomes. ”

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I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day, instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.

~ Jody Gehrman

Jody Gehrman Dishonesty Fake Friends Friendship Humor Pretense

Maybe illusion and artifice—lies, even—are a necessary part of romance.

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Jody Gehrman Illusion Irony Lies Romance

These guys may not talk too much about relationships, but they sure do blush at telling moments, don’t they? Maybe that’s the key to understanding the opposite sex; I could invent a science, call it blushology.

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Jody Gehrman Blush Guys Humor Relationships

Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?

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Jody Gehrman Humor Sex