John Rachel said this quote

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.

~ John Rachel

Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage for 15 minutes so she could stretch her legs.

~ John Rachel

Where I grew up, women’s liberation was when you let a chick out of her cage so she could stretch her legs for 15 minutes.

~ John Rachel

As an orangutan cannot embrace higher mathematics or comprehend the architecture and operation of a computer, we humans __ so good at loudly proclaiming our intelligence and applauding our own doltish displays of cerebral gymnastics __ cannot begin to understand the true structure and functioning of the Universe.

~ John Rachel