You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.

~ John Rachel

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A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.

~ Suzy Kassem

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Things are just things, they can't bring back the dead.It just makes me feel better. - Hiiragi

~ Yoshimoto Banana

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Things are just things. They can't bring back the dead. it just makes me feel better.

~ Banana Yoshimoto

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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker.

~ Suzy Kassem

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Robert Oppenheimer used to tell of the pioneer mysteries of building reliable Geiger counters that had low background noise. Among his friends, he said, there were two schools of thought. One school firmly held that the final step before one sealed off the Geiger tube was to peel a banana and wave the skin three times, sharply to the left.The other school was equally confident that success would follow if one waved the banana peel twice to the left and then, once, smartly to the right. (My counters were unbelievably bad because I didn't use either of these techniques.)

~ Luis W. Alvarez

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Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.

~ Terry Wogan

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I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.

~ Mike Piazza

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Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

~ Shah Rukh Khan

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Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president doesn't allow or disallow. The president can't buy or purchase.

~ Rush Limbaugh

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As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.

~ George A. Romero

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