Condom Quotes

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if it were on the fly. An intelligent man is prepared for spontaneity.

~ Roberta Pearce

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.

~ Tripurari

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.

~ Merlyn Gabriel Miller

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. 

~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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