To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Don’t mention me about your religion! Show me your heart! If you have the heart of an innocent child, you have the best religion, even if you are a nonbeliever!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

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Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I too entered the Lager as a nonbeliever, and as a nonbeliever I was liberated and have lived to this day.

~ Primo Levi

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HIPPOLYTUS: I can't sin against a God I don't believe in.

~ Sarah Kane

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