Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

~ Sarah Mlynowski

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Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a V on it.

~ Tyler Knight

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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

~ Jimmy Carr

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Globally, millions of married men and women engage the servicesof sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns aboutthe increased risk of STDs and HIV AIDS this trade continues toblossom, leading to the premature termination of several lives andthe dissolution of several marriages.

~ Oche Otorkpa

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Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces.

~ Ron Brackin

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There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice upholster, you wait. You think to yourself , who would have thought I would be ringing in the New Year by urinating into a cup to see if I have chlamydia?

~ Amanda Steele

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