A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Reading poetry is like undressing before a bath. You don't undress out of fear that your clothes will become wet. You undress because you want the water to touch you. You want to completely immerse yourself in the feeling of the water and to emerge anew.

~ Kamand Kojouri

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I can't help suspecting, that there is, or may be some regurgitation from the bath into the cistern of the pump. In that case, what a felicate beveridge is quaffed by the drinkers; medicated with the sweat and the dirt, and dandriff; and the abominable of various kinds, from twenty different diseased bodies, parboiling in the kettle below.

~ Tobias Smollett

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have you killed me, false thief?

~ Chaucer Geoffrey

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How language is webbed in the senses. Out of sand-blazed brilliance into quirky minds such as his, into touch, taste and fragrance. He thought he'd linger just a bit longer, let the bath take total hold, ease and alleviate, before he put on clothes and entered the complex boxes where people do their living.Nothing fits the body so well as water.

~ Don Delillo

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I now watch porn, but I don't have the feeling to go to the bath and start to jerk off. It's the world bad idea ever came. I have quite jerk off and I will quit it's not the way I should live, the same is for you!

~ Deyth Banger

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LOOKINGThe world goes by, and what have I to do with it? I merely observe how the geese stretch their necks towards the orange rim of sky. I watch how light fades and children make their way home, hungry and tired. The bushes outside become ghosts while baths run and kitchen windows steam up with the cooking. This is the smell of our home, where I have a place in the wrinkled hours making beds and hugging boys awake. This is the sound of the house where I feel out lives into words, translate ragged nights and days into something whole, or try to. You may look if you wish..... The world goes by, and what have you or I to do with it, except perhaps for looking... ?

~ Jay Woodman

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Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.

~ A.d. Posey

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If you don't smell good, then you don't look good.

~ Katy Elizabeth

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I love the magic of a hot bath, how time pauses and every grievance melts away.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

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You took a bath without me?I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

~ Katie Macalister

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Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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She is always pretending she loves me, but look at her now. Am I in her thoughts? Is there a tender look in her eyes? Is she dreaming of me as she walks along the streets?

~ Sherwood Anderson

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I didn't like Dali: now, like you, I do. Like you, I began to drink my Coke with a pinch of salt . Like you, I stopped bothering about ironed clothes. Like you, I sit with a dictionary while reading the papers. Like you, I sit on the compound wall after a bath.

~ Sachin Kundalkar

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

~ Woody Allen

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

~ Joan Rivers

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My favourite room in my house is easily the top room, which is a bedroom but also a bathroom, with a big, wooden carved bath, two huge fireplaces and a raised bit in the corner for performances. I've had some really lovely parties and poetry readings up there.

~ Deborah Moggach

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If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.

~ Ernie Pyle

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