A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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