Dick Quotes

I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian.He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was a librarian by day, a call girl by--I stopped him with a quick lift of an eyebrow. If you finish that sentence, we cannot be friends.

~ Molly Harper

Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends.You're a twisted little man.Come on, Stretch, share with the class.No! I laughed.Prude.Perv.Schoolmarm.Some other word that essentially means perv.

~ Molly Harper

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.

~ Molly Harper

Get the point? I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?Too harsh?

~ Molly Harper

Jane Jameson.He grinned. Like the porn

~ Molly Harper

Would you kick her ass already? Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than this! Get mad.I nodded, rolling a dislocated shoulder back into place with a grunt and staggering back toward my opponent. Behind me, Zeb yelled, She tried to hurt Fitz! He turned to Gabriel and Dick. That'll get her mad.Gabriel rolled his eyes. She's been framed for murder twice over, shot in the back, her arms were set on fire, and her parents are being held hostage. You think tampered dog water is what's going to make her angry? You tried to hurt my dog! I wheezed as I lurched toward a grinning Missy.

~ Molly Harper

What was that? Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope the situation didn't escalate to the dreaded purple nurple.

~ Molly Harper

Pussy is everywhere. Dick is everywhere. Chemistry isn't.

~ Genereux Philip

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

~ Crystal Woods

I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of a average dick.

~ Arzum Uzun

I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of an average dick.

~ Arzum Uzun

When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn’t presented itself to my consciousness through pain, only pleasure. Modest but robust, it had always served me faithfully. Or, you could argue, I had served it – if so, its yoke had been easy. It never gave me orders. It sometimes encouraged me to get out more, but it encouraged me humbly, without bitterness or anger. This past evening, I knew, it had interceded on Myriam’s behalf. It had always enjoyed good relations with Myriam, Myriam had always treated it with affection and respect, and this had given me an enormous amount of pleasure. And sources of pleasure were hard to come by. In the end, my dick was all I had.

~ Michel Houellebecq

Am I racially kin to this man? Baynes wondered. So closely so that for all intents and purposes it is the same? Then it is in me, too, the psychotic streak. A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And - how many of us do know it?

~ Philip K. Dick

I'd developed an inability to demonstrate much negative emotion at all. It was another thing that made me seem like a dick - my stomach could be all oiled eels, and you would get nothing from my face and less from my words. It was a constant problem: too much control or no control at all.

~ Gillian Flynn

I was out of the war because men like this were too scared to talk about dick.

~ Paul Monette

Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s a worthless sonovabitch’.

~ Kristen Ashley

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

~ Crystal Woods

DICK’S DESIREDick's eyes-Soft, cold, and blue-Meet Devonshire's-Dark, sexy, and yearning.Turning away-Dick grabs two packets of sugar-While Devonshire's eyes-Are still upon him-Pondering his every move.Is Dick a playboy,A ladies' man,A mans' man,Or a killer?Does his sex long for,Something hard-Or something soft?Does he need cream in his coffee-The screaming splash of a man,Or the sweet flow of a woman?Finishing up at the bar-Dick turns to leave-Meets Devonshire's gaze again-Hot, thirsty, and longing-But full of trepidation.Following the flow of etiquette-Dick shoots out of the cafe,Past Devonshire,And into a world of dashed hopes,And regrets.But Devonshire-No longer of two worlds-Rises in pursuit-Goes after Dick,And taps him on the shoulder.Dick gives a turn,Raises his shoulders,And smiles with interest-Taking Devonshire's hand,And asking his name.Devonshire answers-Desire.Dick invites Devonshire to dinner,Where he eats everything,Swallowing Dick's life stories,And devouring his misgivings.For dessert,Devonshire takes Dick home,Into his bed,Against his flesh,And gives Dick all of him-His deepest desires,The love in his eyes,And the fire in his soul.

~ Giorge Leedy

For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you.

~ Roberto Hogue

Diesel better have a big dick, that's all she was saying.

~ Erin Mccarthy

I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as I do. I want to suck your dick and eat your balls until your cum coats my tongue and throat. I want you to do the same to me. I want to come inside you, in your mouth, in your ass, on your chest, marking you as mine in a way you can feel even when I’m not by your side. That’s what I want. It’s what I’ve wanted ever since you told me I could have a different, better life and then took the time to care and to show me how to care about myself. I want everything you can give, and I want to offer you everything that I am.

~ Cameron Dane

There are two things that turn a boy into a man, the size of his dick and the level of his patience.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity.

~ Jason Medina

Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

I don’t really think of myself as gay, though,” he began, and Kit rolled his eyes. “Don’t be so naïve, Willem,” he said. “Once you’ve touched a dick, you’re gay.

~ Hanya Yanagihara

If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence, my standing dick every morning might also prove something.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

A woman to suck a dick... isn't a fact or mystery or complexity... it's simplicity. You just dial a number... to order a BIATCH.. .

~ Deyth Banger

You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I'll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick! Last chance... you force yourself into that woman... and I'll force this knife into your dick hole!

~ Robert Kirkman

Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.

~ Marlon James