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And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.

~ Elizabeth Eulberg

Elizabeth Eulberg Boys Humor Sassy

She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. “Sometimes I really want to”—a frustrated sound—“bite you!” He froze. “I might let you.” “I won’t do it if you’d enjoy it.

~ Nalini Singh

Nalini Singh Bite Hawke Humor Sassy Sienna

Puh-lease… Team leather and cocks isn’t always right.

~ Bink Cummings

Bink Cummings Attitude Biker Humor Romance Sassy

Mother, you have my father much offended.

~ William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare Funny Hamlet Sassy Shakespeare

Some women nodded, others shook their heads. I would have killed myself before I let one of them move into my house. Would you Helen? Would you really?

~ Kristin Hannah

Kristin Hannah Burn Funny Sassy

That sassy low classy, but dress real cheap-fly-n-fancy, with a chip on her shoulder -- she's just a bitterly wounded dove, wanting to be sieged by love.

~ T.f. Hodge

T.f. Hodge Anger Attitude Bitter Broken Depressed Healing The Past Heart Hurt Love Low Class Pain Power Powerless Sassy Self Esteem Strength Tenderness Void Woman Wounded

I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.

~ D.h. Lawrence

D.h. Lawrence Alone Leave Men Sassy Women

That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s a worthless sonovabitch’.

~ Kristen Ashley

Kristen Ashley Damn Dick Humour Men Sassy

I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Arguments Communication Communicator Confidence Debating Funny God Heaven Hell Humor Inspirational Writer Joke Knowing Philosophers Sarcastic Sassy Satire Thinker Writer

I like to think I'm helping them by hating them. I'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind.

~ Veronica Roth

Veronica Roth Humorous Sassy

Flirt with the old ladies and you’ll be fine,” I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby. He hung his green hoodie on the hooks right beside me. “Is that how you get by?” “Doesn’t work on the old ladies for me, but the old men on the other hand?” I paused and glanced at my nails. “Yeah, doesn’t work on them either.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

Katherine Mcintyre Dialogue Flirt Flirting Humorous Sassy Snark

Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house's yo' comp'ny, and don't you let me catch you remarkin' on their ways like you was so high and and mighty! Yo' folks might be better'n the Cunninghams but it don't count for nothin' the way you're disgracin' 'em.

~ Harper Lee

Harper Lee Calpurnia Equality Respect Sassy To Kill A Mockingbird

Could I be brave enough to look lower? I could. His black tee shirt licked his hard body and I could only guess what was hidden underneath it. His faded jeans hung dangerously low, revealing a slice of his narrow hips, and I could easily imagine the rest.

~ Jennifer Loiske

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If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right.

~ Sage Kafsky

Sage Kafsky Comedy Humor Sass Sassy Tension

Is this the girl?” Kieran’s voice was very different: It sounded like waves sliding up the shore. Like warm water under pale light. It was seductive, with an edge of cold. He looked at Emma as if she were a new kind of flower, one he wasn’t sure he liked. “She’s pretty,” he said. “I didn’t think she’d be pretty. You didn’t mention it.”Iarlath shrugged. “You’ve always been partial to blondes,” he said.“Okay, seriously?” Emma snapped her fingers. “I am right here. And I was not aware I was being invited to a game of ‘Who’s the Hottest?'I wasn’t aware you were invited at all,” said Kieran. His speech had a casual edge, as if he was used to talking to humans.“Rude,” said Emma.

~ Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare Humor Sarcasm Sassy

She thinks you're stalking me.Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.

~ Margaret Watson

Margaret Watson Funny As Hell Sarcasm Sassy

She was right. Karma was a bitch, but so was I.

~ Julie Murphy

Julie Murphy Bitch Karma Revenge Sassy

Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.

~ K.r. Grace

K.r. Grace Cute Funny Sassy Weddings

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy. You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world!

~ Cracked.com

Cracked.com Hippos Humor Internet Sassy Zombies

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.

~ K.r. Grace

K.r. Grace Funny Quotes Humor Sassy

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!

~ Walt Disney Company

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I'm usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.

~ Annie Parisse

Annie Parisse Best Friend Friend Sassy
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