Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.
~ K.r. Grace
Babe, I hate to break it to you, but you're one messed up mess.I know! I exclaimed before breaking off into a fit of laughter. I ought to be admitted or put on some serious medication or something.
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.