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Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?

~ Marti Noxon

Marti Noxon Humor Snark

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

~ Jane Austen

Jane Austen Amusement Commentary Humor Snark

Rumors had their own classic epidemiology. Each started with a single germinating event. Information spread from that point, mutating and interbreeding—a conical mass of threads, expanding into the future from the apex of their common birthplace. Eventually, of course, they'd wither and die; the cone would simply dissipate at its wide end, its permutations senescent and exhausted.There were exceptions, of course. Every now and then a single thread persisted, grew thick and gnarled and unkillable: conspiracy theories and urban legends, the hooks embedded in popular songs, the comforting Easter-bunny lies of religious doctrine. These were the memes: viral concepts, infections of conscious thought. Some flared and died like mayflies. Others lasted a thousand years or more, tricked billions into the endless propagation of parasitic half-truths.

~ Peter Watts

Peter Watts Memes Pith Religion Rumor Cycles Snark Urban Legends

What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?”“No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in a fist. “Rock, paper, scissors. Two out of three.”Ty rolled his eyes and held out his fist, apparently willing to play. Julian hit his palm three times, and Ty kept time with his fist in the air. But when Julian threw a paper, Ty reached into his jacket with his other hand and pulled his gun, aiming it at Julian.“Ty!” Zane said in exasperation from the front seat.“Glock, paper, scissors. I win.”“You are an ass,” Julian muttered.

~ Abigail Roux

Abigail Roux Funny Julian Cross M M Romance Snark Suspense Ty Grady

The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Understanding may by Thieving from Others become a Mich Angelo.

~ William Blake

William Blake Art Art Feuds Blake Humor Reynolds Snark

You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question.“Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”One corner of Stefan’s mouth quirked up. He made no response to this, but simply looked at Damon with eyes that were... knowing. Damon bridled.“I told the truth!”“Going to take it up as a hobby?

~ L.j. Smith

L.j. Smith Compassion Humanity Humor Snark

Gabi glared. If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?

~ Cherise Sinclair

Cherise Sinclair Sex Snark

Flirt with the old ladies and you’ll be fine,” I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby. He hung his green hoodie on the hooks right beside me. “Is that how you get by?” “Doesn’t work on the old ladies for me, but the old men on the other hand?” I paused and glanced at my nails. “Yeah, doesn’t work on them either.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

Katherine Mcintyre Dialogue Flirt Flirting Humorous Sassy Snark

How many kids are in the Graveyard?A bunch.Who sends your supplies?George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.How often do you receive new arrivals?About as often as you beat your wife.

~ Neal Shusterman

Neal Shusterman Humor Humorous Risa Ward Sarcasm Sarcastic Snark

The jury’s still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

Katherine Mcintyre Banter Bantering Evil Evil Incorporated Jury Romance Sass Sassy Dialogue Snark

The trouble with today's snarky pipsqueaks who break off a sentence or two, or who write a couple of mean paragraphs, is that they don't go far enough; they don't have a coherent view of life. Spinning around in the media from moment to moment, they don't stand for anything, push for anything; they're mere opportunists without dedication, and they don't win any victories.

~ David Denby

David Denby Criticism Language Snark Sociology

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

~ Joanne Fluke

Joanne Fluke Alzheimer Church God Sad Snark

If there’s any greater exhibit of the malleability of human nature than the sight of someone standing, absently waiting for the light to change at a deserted intersection, I don’t know what it is.

~ Christopher Sorrentino

Christopher Sorrentino Behavior Human Humor Phsychology Snark

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

~ Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein Humor Lies Snark

How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it.

~ Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro Cooking Food Humor Snark

Sherrie would be there, and the last time I’d seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You’re upset, I’d yelled after her, meanly.

~ Aimee Bender

Aimee Bender Food Magic Power Snark Upset

As a gentleman- assuming you still have some pretensions in that direction- of honor- again, perhaps presumptuous, but still supposing your passing acquaintance with the concept- it is your duty- I won't even trouble to speculate here, but remain naively hopeful- to protect those under your care.

~ Connie Brockway

Connie Brockway Acerbic Attitude Banter Dialogue Duty Enemies To Lovers Gentleman Humor Manners Presumption Scolding Snark

It’s like people immediately imagine me sitting in some gothic, sweeping castle in Edinburgh, a piece of fine bone china full of English tea next to my neat writing station. They think that my car, my purse, my everything was financed by my lucrative but somehow not too time consuming writing career. I’ve even had one guy ask me if my hand cramps at signings. While I wanted to give a snarky, “Yes, just like Tom Brady’s does,” I can’t pull off snarky. My sarcasm immediately goes into b**ch territory

~ Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney

Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney Author Football Signing Snark Writing

He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of amusing or truly pathetic. It's especially hard to tell because we are both looking resolutely at the teacher so she can't accuse us of not paying attention. We talk out of the sides of our mouths, like gangsters in those old movies my dad likes to watch.

~ Stephanie Wardrop

Stephanie Wardrop Enovella Georgia Jane Austen Snark Ya

I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.

~ Stephanie Wardrop

Stephanie Wardrop Enovella Georgia Jane Austen Snark Ya

My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

~ Jess C. Scott

Jess C. Scott Crime Fiction Drama Fifty Shades Fifty Shades Of Grey Inner Goddess Love Obsession Parody Romance Satire Snark Snarkiness Snarky Quotes Social Criticism True Love Twilight

The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.

~ Rob Thurman

Rob Thurman Dark Funny Gore Guts Humor Snark Snarky

Do you know where Jason is?” she asked Dmitri when they exited the morgue. Dmitri pressed the car remote to unlock the flame red Ferrari parked in the employees-only lot. “Tired of your Bluebell already?” A tendril of champagne circled around her senses, cut with something far harder. Never had she felt that harsh edge in Dmitri’s scent. She pitied the woman he took to his bed today.“Yeah, that’s it. I’m building a harem.

~ Nalini Singh

Nalini Singh Dmitri Elena Snark Vampire

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.

~ Jess C. Scott

Jess C. Scott Bad Writing Crime Fiction Drama E L James Fifty Shades Fifty Shades Of Grey Love Obsession Parody Satire Sex Sexuality Snark Social Criticism Stephenie Meyer Twilight

Ignore the reek of feces in the air, the bloodstains on the ground, and you have yourself a glorious night.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

Katherine Mcintyre Night Rough Neighborhoods Sarcasm Snark

Cleverness is like rouge - liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it.

~ Tessa Dare

Tessa Dare Cleverness Historical Romance Romance Snark Wit Words Of Wisdom

You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.

~ Sarah Rees Brennan

Sarah Rees Brennan Book Lovers Elliot Schafer Library Luke Sunborn Sarcasm Snark

My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck.

~ Alexis Hall

Alexis Hall Bdsm M M Romance Sarcasm Snark

Snark often functions as an enforcer of mediocrity and conformity. In its cozy knowingness, snark flatters you by assuming that you get the contemptuous joke. You've been admitted, or readmitted, to a club, though it may be the club of the second-rate.

~ David Denby

David Denby Conformity Manners Mediocrity Sarcasm Snark

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.

~ Jewel

Jewel Cynical Cynics Fakers Fear Insecure Insecurity Insincere Insincerity Life Life Lessons Posers Sarcasm Snark Snarky

Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

Katherine Mcintyre Bartending One Night Stands Sarcasm Snark

Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

Katherine Mcintyre Crimes Inflated Ego Sarcasm Sass Snark

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Funny Humor In Your Face Lol Sarcasm Snark Stalking

A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Bullying Dislike Hatred High School Humor Sarcasm Snark Victim

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Apologies Funny Humor Lol Mean Sarcasm Snark

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Blackmail Funny Homework Humor Sarcasm Silliness Silly Silly Quotes Snark

You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won’t miss this next one.

~ Victoria Laurie

Victoria Laurie Leave Missing Sarcasm Snark

I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.

~ Merrie Haskell

Merrie Haskell Funny Sarcasm Snark

He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.

~ Joe Haldeman

Joe Haldeman Sarcasm Snark

He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars.

~ Marika Christian

Marika Christian Fireman Firemen Humorous Quotes Snark Snarky Humor Snort
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