He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of amusing or truly pathetic. It's especially hard to tell because we are both looking resolutely at the teacher so she can't accuse us of not paying attention. We talk out of the sides of our mouths, like gangsters in those old movies my dad likes to watch.

~ Stephanie Wardrop

Stephanie Wardrop Enovella Georgia Jane Austen Snark Ya

When I first met him (Michael) at the beginning of the year and found out that I would have to be his lab partner in bio and the year-long series of projects in AP English, I seriously considered taking night school classes and getting a GED just to avoid him.

~ Stephanie Wardrop

Stephanie Wardrop Enovella Georgia Jane Austen Ya

I will probably die a misunderstood virgin like Ophelia in HAMLET, only I won't do it by floating down a stream, singing my own mad song. They'll just find me here, on my bed, on a weekend night, my dead body slumped over a homework assignment.Hopefully they'll discover me before Teeny eats my remains.

~ Stephanie Wardrop

Stephanie Wardrop Enovella Georgia Jane Austen Ya

I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.

~ Stephanie Wardrop

Stephanie Wardrop Enovella Georgia Jane Austen Snark Ya